I ''m a single, overweight, out of shape, unemployed, uneducated, and a bit on the dramatic and psychotic side depending on which personality we are dealing with at the time. I have several crutches like, smoking, drinking, drug addiction and gambling, to name a few. I would give an unbiased opinion of myself based on how my friends would describe me, but I have no friends. I hope this paints a good picture for now. By the way, the picture in my Bio isn ''t me. It ''s my much more attractive and successful Brother . P.S. Did I mention I live with my parents?